Affluence Enthusiast Gifts

Do you think it's true that money talks? Whenever mine does, somebody else's interrupts it.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Mark Zuckerberg

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"