Affluent Lifestyle Fan Gifts

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'New money or old money?'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

Our Yuppie Dad

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

Landmark selfie

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

Rich Cow: 'Kalista Flockheart'

Keith Richards

'Straight back from a week on the yacht only to find a fine for the firms' anti bribery and corruption systems failure.'