Glamorous Lifestyle Fan Gifts

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Ladies

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Glyndebourne

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'And who are you wearing?'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

Joan Crawford junior

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'I've received celebrity status!'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.