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Rich Cow: 'Kalista Flockheart'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Ladies

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Do you think I'm sixty?

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Glyndebourne

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Rita Hayworth caricature

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'And who are you wearing?'

'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Monica Bellucci

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

Bar Refaeli

Liz Hurley

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Joan Collins

Joan Crawford junior

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Paris Hilton

Diane Kruger

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'I've received celebrity status!'

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.