Glamorous Life Enthusiast T-Shirts

'And who are you wearing?'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Diamond outfits

Ladies

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Do you think I'm sixty?

Dialogue

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Love Birds love just being together

Elton John

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Whale Romance

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Rita Hayworth caricature

Cupid

"You complete me, Barbara."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Dreaming of Love

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

Woman carrying a love heart

Monica Bellucci

A man forming a heart symbol with his hands

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Love Birds love loving each other

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'