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"Pretty sure of herself, isn't she?"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man fishing with large bait

"This will be hilarious!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Love linked

"Where the wild things were."

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Advanced footsie

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Ladies

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Barman In Love.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Beach flirting

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'