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"I can't. I'm under penthouse arrest."

rich woman on horseback

"I propose a drinking game-each time Obama says 'income inequality' let's swig a glass of Clos de Vougeot Grand Cru '88."

The lottery winner was adamant his win would not change him!

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

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'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Champagne Charlie.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."