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'Before you laugh just make a note that I'm a billionaire many times over, have no relatives and been given only two weeks to live...'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Champagne Charlie.

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'New money or old money?'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'