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'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Oh, @#$%, is that

clown fish

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Control and Out of Control Group

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

'More or less?'

Octopus gets tickled pink

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

Scientific Tea.

Walter The Sea Monster

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Earlier I said the catch-of-the-day was shark. Well, now its perch. Don't ask.