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Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Scientist cleans lab window.

Why the multinational cartel Apex Pharmaceuticals went down 7 5/8 yesterday.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'I don't think it would be ethical for me to join the Union of Concerned Scientists -- I really don't give a damn.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."