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Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

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'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'