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'If we didn't do so well in this easy box, they wouldn't have given us this complicated box.'

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Lap fish..."

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Plasma Ball

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Upper East Side Dog Park

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"And that's why you go on safari."

'...Or not.'