Quirky Lab Lover Pillows

'If we didn't do so well in this easy box, they wouldn't have given us this complicated box.'

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Plasma Ball

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."