Lab Life Lover Prints

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'Edwards, you fool, I'm Dr.Blake - the experiment worked! It means riches and fame for me - us! I meant us!'

Scientist cleans lab window.

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.

Why the multinational cartel Apex Pharmaceuticals went down 7 5/8 yesterday.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'I don't think it would be ethical for me to join the Union of Concerned Scientists -- I really don't give a damn.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'