Lab Joke Lover Prints

'The stand-up geneticist'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'...Or not.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Frankenfish

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'