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'Well, now that you've found a cure, all our funding will be sent to another division.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'...Or not.'