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'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

Lab. These must be curing people - Nobody ever comes back for a refill. Optimistic pharmaceutical researchers.

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Oh. Our research grant has finally come through.'

'Of course he reminds you of yourself at his age -- he's your clone.'

"This is the one - we want you to pray for this one."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.