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'Take it easy, Blumenkraft... we all feel like pimps sometimes!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Scuba cow"

"They're so like us."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

How Swordfish Are Born

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Making fun of Starfish.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Ben!'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'