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'Take it easy, Blumenkraft... we all feel like pimps sometimes!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Scuba cow"

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"They're so like us."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Making fun of Starfish.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

'Really? — the 'Carpe Diem'?'

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"