Luxury Life Fan Prints

'Before you laugh just make a note that I'm a billionaire many times over, have no relatives and been given only two weeks to live...'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Champagne Charlie.

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Oh, @#$%, is that

clown fish

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'New money or old money?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Octopus gets tickled pink

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."