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"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Make your resolutions achievable.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

'It's tax avoidance crackdown avoidance.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

Rolls Royce House and Car

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

"The filthy rich"