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Our Yuppie Dad

'I have the stigma these days attached to being openly wealthy.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A Macaroni in 1772

Money Bar.

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

Wine Pyramid

Lady in a pretty dress

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

Flower tribute

"He's everything I want in a man."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Minuet

The Great Catsby.

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

'It's my only indulgence.'

It's Raining Money

'Who serves Champagne at a funeral? - Someone who just inherited $50 million, that's who.'

'Janis, I've sustained a paper cut. Do we have any hundreds in petty?'

"So you see, even greed has its rewards."

View Down Ladies' Mile

"You had me at chateau."

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

Prince.

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"