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'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A Macaroni in 1772

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Silver Fox

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

Our Yuppie Dad

Deep pockets on line two.

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

"He may be fluent in French, but I'm affluent in every language."

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

Celebrate National Junk Food Day by 'Going Large'.

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

'It's nice now, but the trade surplus can't last FOREVER!'