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"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

A Macaroni in 1772

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Silver Fox

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Mt. Tushmore

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Let's face it, Farley. This is a great time to be rich.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

Faberge Chicken

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'