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The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Put me through to City Stockbrokers please."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'Johnson, I want you to track down the source of these rumors that we are going to be moving south of the border.'

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Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Denise, could you send someone in to fluff up the pile of cash I'm sitting on?'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"He may be fluent in French, but I'm affluent in every language."

"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'How about having a boys night out we'll take ourselves to the cleaners.'

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

"Sam, this is Willie Zimmer, whose quiet authority informs the mailroom."

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

"Doctor Bradford Harrington. Formerly of Westport and Palm Beach. And you?"

"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"They said give till it hurts. It started hurting right away."

'Ooh, a stairs! In case you ever want to walk upstairs. Such over indulgence and decadence! It's exquisite.'

"It's taken me a while, but I can finally see the value in having tons of money."

"He took it with him."

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

A man who has everything.

Football Referee Standing On Large Whistle

"Darlin', you're filthy rich. How about I clean you up a bit."