Wealthy Collector T-Shirts

A man who has everything.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

Pre-Television Man Caves

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Posh Easter Egg

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Doulton Canada Geese

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"We never talk anymore."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Prince Turveydrop's Dancing Academy

Easel thoughts of CEOs galore.

"The Holy Grail? Have you checked eBay?"

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

Artisanal Pottery