Royalty Collecting T-Shirts

"My majesty!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

King

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Winding up a car window.

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"It's okay, dear - I'm fighting for PEACE!"

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It's from Attila the Hun - It says, 'this is your last notice...'"

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.