Royalty Collecting Mugs

"My majesty!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

King

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

'This next song is for my ex-wife, because she owns it and collects all the royalties.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"And these are diamonté—a girl's closest acquaintance."

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

Winding up a car window.

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"When you said you were rich, I never dreamed you were this rich!"

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

"It's from Attila the Hun - It says, 'this is your last notice...'"

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It's okay, dear - I'm fighting for PEACE!"

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.