Collecting Royals Memorabilia T-Shirts

"Sara! Get me King Louie! No, I don't care which one!"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Billy. The Kid.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Pete Sampras

"Downton Abbey Road"

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"But I use all of them!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Mark Gastineau

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Fossil bands

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

Kobe Bryant

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Fab Four

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Baseball.

Oooops!

The Babe calls his shot.

Lionel Messi

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Suzanne Lenglen