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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Greenwich in the Season'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"I've always admired you. I find your complete lack of compassion refreshing."

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'Millionaires Club - Self-Made - Inherited'

'He voted for the Green Party -- he thought it had something to do with money.'

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

"Maybe I'm too big to fail, but I'm not too big to have my feelings hurt."

'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

The Snob Fund - Sorry, Closed to New Investors.

"You're making a mockery of what is supposed to be a no-show job."

"Something you should bear in mind, James. Sam has recently come into a lot of money."

"Do I detect a new resentment?"

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.

"There certainly are a lot of little people, aren't there?"

'Take back the pool and bring me a lake.'

"He took it with him."

"I'm afraid you have the common cold lady for choir. We don't have anything more exclusive."

"Omigod. The entire axis of boring is in there."

"Together we'll pull through these terrible times."

"Will this suffering ever end?"