Wealthy Individual T-Shirts

'He's everthing I'm looking for in a man - a millionaire'.

"You're making a mockery of what is supposed to be a no-show job."

'Take back the pool and bring me a lake.'

"I'm afraid you have the common cold lady for choir. We don't have anything more exclusive."

". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Champagne at the hunt

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'You know, Tom...Even after getting million dollar bonuses I can still enjoy the small things in life! Like stealing lunches from the staff fridge.'

Very best ATM's.

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

"That one's six figures plus tax."

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

'Someday, son - provided we both get lucky - all this will belong to you and my trophy wife.'

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

'He voted for the Green Party -- he thought it had something to do with money.'

Despite my new found wealth, the grass still tastes the same.

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

Consumer Weekly �9.50 - Rip-Off Britain

One old rich man to another: 'True, but on the other hand, happiness can't buy money.'

'I wish they'd stop increasing the amount of tax I have to evade.'

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."