Wealthy Wanderer T-Shirts

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

Very best ATM's.

Money helps you soar.

"That one's six figures plus tax."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

BUCKS, next exit...BIG BUCKS, right lane.

Despite my new found wealth, the grass still tastes the same.

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

"It's not fair, dad, I'm being called names an' bullied at school 'cos we won the lottery an' we're rich."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Free why-fi.”

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

"He's mad at God."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

'Thank you for calling the guru. If you want the meaning of life, press one. If you want the significance of the Universe, press two. If you want....'

Taxes

'I've got a large disposable income.'

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."