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"Considering the vast array of stars and galaxies, it's hard to believe there aren't other planets capable of supporting extremely rich people..."

'Not that net!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

Counting dollars

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

"The filthy rich"

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'Dang.'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"You overpacked again."

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

Capitalism

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Bank as a money tree

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."