Wealth Wonder T-Shirts

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

'Your sponsored child and his family used your monthly support to dig a new village well. Instead of water they struck oil - and are now wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.'

Profit

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Watering Money

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Money exchange

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Dept. of the Treasury

Counting dollars

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'