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'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Profit

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Money exchange

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'