Wealth Wizarding T-Shirts

'What's that terrible smell?'

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Miss America IQ Pageant

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Money exchange

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Dept. of the Treasury

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'You may have three mergers.'

Warren Buffett

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.