Wealth Wizard T-Shirts

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'if you have to ask how much, you can't afford to influence a candidate.'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

"The free investment advice is buy low and sell high. We offer more detailed advice for a fee."

Economists.

Wealth Juggler.

"Are you investing for growth, wealth preservation, income or excitement?"

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'

'You're confused? We like that in a sucker...er...I mean, investor.'

$165 Billion!!! Huge amount of money!

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' The discovery that money actually does grow on trees.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

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'Congratulations Mr. Hendeson, your gross income has just become a totally gross income!'

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"Go forth and multiply"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

'We've got to get our clients to think of long term investments. By long term, I man until we retire.'

'I've been rich and I've been poor...And I've had accountants who could show me as either.'

Happy graph.

'It does grow on trees!'

'Like I have the time.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

'Life, Liberty, pursuit of big bucks'

'Bankers are just like everyone else, only richer.'

Trickle up and down elevator.

'Paper Trail'

'Times have really changed. Remember when a billion dollars really was something?'