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First Little Piggy Investment Associates

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Profit

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

The president's men

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Home depot."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Newt sale

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Saving for College.

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Money exchange

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

'Excellent job, Fenwick, especially the part where you employ Magic Realism to fudge third-quarter earnings!'