Whimsical Wealth Watcher T-Shirts

'Today's surprise stock rise was not in reaction to anything. It was entirely unprovoked and spontaneous!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

Money god

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Golden bubbles

Champagne at the hunt

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Frogs

Trickledown economics

I think I have a gilt complex.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

Financial Prudence disappears.

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

Surveys and economic interests

"Don't worry, we'll never negotiate with the enemy."

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."