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"I am the tree of abundance."

Profit

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Time Is Money

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Investing your savings

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"Everything's gone up."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Money exchange

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Wealth Juggler.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

wealth investment

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Dept. of the Treasury