Wealth Whiz T-Shirts

Are you rich enough for tax loopholes?

"I love your gloat."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The day the stock market went UP.

Profit

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Soaring Profits

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Money exchange

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Wealth Juggler.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."