Wealth Whiz Gifts

Are you rich enough for tax loopholes?

"I love your gloat."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The day the stock market went UP.

Profit

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Soaring Profits

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Dow Jones drop

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Wealth Juggler.