Money Whiz Gifts

'I went through the data and found an 11.7% increase in the discretionary spending portion of our family budget, so I see no reason not to raise my allowance.'

"It's never to early to start saving for a pension..."

The day the stock market went UP.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

The president's men

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

Genius Envy