Money Whiz Pillows

'I went through the data and found an 11.7% increase in the discretionary spending portion of our family budget, so I see no reason not to raise my allowance.'

"It's never to early to start saving for a pension..."

The day the stock market went UP.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

The president's men

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

The Shrinking Dollar.

"How was work?"

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'Simply put.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Genius Envy

"It's called geometry, Mum."