Money Whizz Gifts

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

The president's men

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

The Shrinking Dollar.

"How was work?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Simply put.'

Soaring Profits

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"