Currency Whiz Gifts

Weird, I keep having that dream where I'm falling, too!

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The president's men

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

The Shrinking Dollar.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Maths is fun!'

Soaring Profits

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Dow Jones drop

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Math Teacher

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Wait a minute....!

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

Business News.