Currency Geek Gifts

"Could you tell me today's rate of wampum exchange for a British pound?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

The Shrinking Dollar.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"One question, what's a share option?"

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

That might not work, EU...

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Warren Buffett

Euro against the Dollar.

"Italy just bought France."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Euro Bait

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

The Euro.

Exchange Rate.

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'