Currency Geek Pillows

"Could you tell me today's rate of wampum exchange for a British pound?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

"One question, what's a share option?"

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

That might not work, EU...

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Euro Bait

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"Italy just bought France."

Euro against the Dollar.

Exchange Rate.

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

The Euro.

Offshore tax havens.