Monetary Policy Geek Pillows

Bank of England Base Rates.

"Put the Piggy Bank away immediately!"

"Good boy."

Mario Draghi

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"Tariffs"

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Exchange Rate.

The Euro.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Pollster

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

Trump Tariffs

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

From Street Walker to Call Girl

Euro against the Dollar.

Offshore tax havens.

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

John Maynard Keynes

Famous Pieces of Paper

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

Sold in May and went away.

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Nato

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

Helms Burton Title III

Dow Jones