Exchange Rate Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm thinking of telling my agent I'd like to be paid in Euros.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"Jerry's blood pressure jumped to a six month high on News of the dollar's weakness."

US dollar rising and falling.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Eurobonds Explained.

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

COVID-19 Stops Economy

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Nervous World Markets.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

That might not work, EU...

survival of the fittest

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"