Economy Whiz Gifts

Yo-Yo Sales

In Case of Funding Emergency, Break Glass.

Recession tips : think positively, remember the sky is not falling.

"For some reason, I'm always down when the market is up."

The day the stock market went UP.

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"What's a debenture?"

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Soaring Profits

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Money exchange

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Wait a minute....!

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'